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Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Life Insurance: A contract that you poor all your life continues so that you can die Rich.
Divorce: The future of marriage.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her masters.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the current number.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of every"
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
School: A place where Papa pays and son plays.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody does not agree later.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things right.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest .... except that it was taken.
Office: A place where you can relax after your intense family life.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken when he died
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